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Oregon Shakespearean Festival Official Site of the Oregon State Fair Events at the State Fairgrounds. Oregon Tide Tables I told the clams you were on your way! Just remember this about clams: 'They can hide but they can't run!'. Welcome to Bend, Oregon some great travel information about Bend. Oregon Fishing Reports If someone ask you what time it is, just answer: "It is time to go fishin'" The High Desert Museum memo:" it is polite to only say 'hello' to a porcupine. You should not try to shake hands with one." srh A.C. Gilbert's Discovery Village (Kids under 103 years old only please!) Oregon Museum of Science & Industry Columbia River Maritime Museum Portland International Airport Ashland Shakespearean Festival Official Ticketmaster site Oregon event tickets on sale. OREGON BASEBALL LINKS! Remember, baseball pitchers WANT to know your opinions. So be sure and share your opinions with them! I do!
OREGON RESORT LINKS: Singles Groups In Oregon: Christian Connection Ministries OREGON WINERIES SITES: Wineries and Wine Country Travel
FUN LINKS FROM ALL OVER! Online Slang Dictionary - Welcome Federal Publications Many Free!. Check for book specials! Enter book search: Steven Robert Heine.
McLean Bible Church near D.C. one of the largest in America! It may be the best deal you've ever found! |
'Meet Ups' are groups with many interests who plan activities and get togethers. You can use the link below to find a group near you that you are interested in. BEST BET IN OREGON? Always the wild elk at the Federal reserve. HWY 38 a few miles east of Reedsport. Best viewing times? Early mornings and evenings (feeding times). I often see 70 animals at the site. It is free and exciting to see. Just don't take any elk home with you! (I-5 to Eugene to Drain toward Reedsport. Or 101 to 38 just east of Reedsport)
Teacher to Little Boy: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Boy: I think I want to be a football player like Brett Favre. No, I don't. Yes I do. No! Yes! Well I want to play for Green Bay. No, I'll play for the Jets! As long as I get to wear green I want to play football! Wait... no I don't... yes I do! I want to play for the Jets and wear GREEN! I mean... I want to play for Minnesota and wear BLUE! I think so anyway!
Steven Robert Heine. DEFINATION: CHRISTMAS TREE To baseball fans it is a pitcher who gets lit up for an era of 10 or more in a game! TAX COLLECTORS MOTO: "Don't stand around with your hands in your pockets when you can stand around with your hands in someone else's pockets!"
WEB CAMS: Portland Mountain Rescue | Links | Live Cameras Crater Cam, Live From Crater Lake National Park
Oregon Churches Invite You to Visit! Click a link below! DRIVE IN CHURCH???
Pastor Swope and Westgate church present an amazing DRIVE IN church service! You won't have to dress up or even get out of your car to attend church now! Here some great music and great preaching by an Oregon original, Pastor Bob Swope! The church is located at: 1675 Wallace Rd, NW Salem. Just go west over the bridge and turn right for a few miles. You can't miss it! The link below has more information.
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AXIS is a new service for young adults! Your friends and your kind of preaching and music. 11:30 a.m. Sunday mornings. Follow the link above!
Just west of Ward Drive at 4500 Lancaster DR in Salem.
Services 8:30, 10:00 & 11:30 a.m. Sunday, everyone welcome.
People's church welcomes everyone; they even welcomed me! (What were they thinking?). Pastor Scott Erickson may be one of the most talented speakers in Oregon. It is worth the drive to hear him. The church has single's groups and a lot of resources for your family.
Pastor Nelson looks just like a young guy that used to be music director for Christian Center about 20 years ago. He even has the same name and voice. Quite a mystery... His is a young congregation. Everyone is welcomed. He has some opinions on tough modern issues. A beautiful church on a hill. Map on the link above. Via Kubler Rd South and turn on 27th. Services at 9:00 and 11:00. Hood River - River of Life Assembly AQUATIC CENTERS AND POOLS ********** Ok, I admit, I was so lonely the other night, I even tried BINGO. It didn't work out. They kicked me out. I didn't have enough bing so I had to go! What is the battle cry of the Mexican Navy: "Damn the burritos and full speed ahead!" There is one thing I know about clams: They can hide but they can't run! "The Roman Empire fell not because of the invasion of barbarians; the Roman Empire fell simply because the Romans ate too many French fries!" srh. Wadda think? I am considering entering an amateur bull riding contest! The 1st prize is $50.00 and all the hospital jello you can eat! A wooden puppet walks into an employment office and says to the clerk: "Do you have any jobs for ventriloquists?" The clerk looks around and sees nothing. The puppet repeats: "Sir, do you have any openings for ventriloquists?" The desperate clerk looks around again, very worried and confused. The puppet laughs out loud. "Oh I left him home. He was too lazy to get out of bed and he is not very good anyway!" A small boy was frantic when he arrived at school. "Teacher my homework ate my dog! My homework ate my dog!" Teacher: "Are you trying to tell me that your dog ate your homework?" Small boy: "No my homework is right here! My dog has not been seen since last night!" SCENIC RAILROADS One of the most relaxing ways to view the scenery in Oregon is aboard a scenic train. Our best bets are: Mount Hood Railroad, 110 Railroad Avenue, Hood River. 800-872-4661. Oregon Coast Explorer, Tillamook 800-685-1719. Meet 'America's Poet': Steven Robert Heine Steven Robert Heine has written more than nine volumes of poetry. His work is taught in schools around the World. An Oregon native, he has sold thousands of poetry books and donated many hundreds of books to schools throughout the World! Heine has directed poetry contests for several Fairs in Oregon and helped found poetry contests for several county fairs. Although he suffered a crippling back injury in 1985 he continues to promote poetry in public places and donate books to schools. Steven Robert Heine Official Web Site
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THINGS TO DO: Enter your poetry in the Oregon State Fair or in your county fair!Check Fair websites for entry information. It is a great way to get your poetry read by a large audience!
"A HISTORY OF THE OREGON STATE FAIR" by Steven Robert Heine
REVIEW: f/stop Fitzgeralds in NE Salem may be the kind of artsy intellectual pub that F. Scott Fitzgerald himself might have enjoyed. I recently enjoyed a local beer and a locally produced movie by a great film maker and cast! Give it a try. Link below! 335 Grove Street NE, Salem. (near Pine).
REVIEW: For a good meal at a reasonable price, try Schroeder's Guest house, corner of Lancaster and Portland Rd. in NE Salem. Plenty of good food and for the right price. There is a reason this place is busy; it is worth the trip and deserves this good review from a neighbor!
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PERSONAL AD: 56 year old 'semi famous' poet and author seeks conversation and companionship. Your pic gets mine! Contact: Steve
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Wildlife Safari offers... well...wildlife! Even more than Steve Heine's college dorm room did! Ok, about equal. JES' FISHIN' Oregon Fishing Reports If someone ask you what time it is, just answer: "It is time to go fishin'" MAKE MONEY FISHIN' "YEAH IT'S TRUE. Some people think they can save salmon by catching pike minnow. And they make money doin it! The link below shows how." Get my fishin' pole dear, it's time to go to work! Northern Pikeminnow Sport Reward Fishery FUN LINKS IN OREGON: | ||