FUN LINKS IN OREGON.

  OREGON FOR FUN DOT COM

 

Oregon Shakespearean Festival

Official Site of the Oregon State Fair Events at  the State Fairgrounds.

County Fair Dates

Oregon Tide Tables I told the clams you were on your way! Just remember this about clams: 'They can hide but they can't run!'.

Welcome to Bend, Oregon some great travel information about Bend.

Oregon Fishing Reports If someone ask you what time it is, just answer: "It is time to go fishin'"

The High Desert Museum memo:" it is polite to only say 'hello' to a porcupine. You should not try to shake hands with one." srh

A.C. Gilbert's Discovery Village (Kids  under 103 years old only please!)

Salem Oregon Event Planning

Portland Event Calendar 

Oregon Museum of Science & Industry

Columbia River Maritime Museum

Tillamook Air Museum

Evergreen Air  Museum

Multnomah Falls Lodge

Portland Expo Center

Portland International Airport

Ashland Shakespearean Festival

Oregon Historical Society

Official Ticketmaster site Oregon event tickets on sale.


OREGON BASEBALL LINKS!

Remember, baseball pitchers WANT to know your opinions. So be sure and share your opinions with them! I do!

SALEM  KEIZER VOLCANOES

Eugene Emeralds Homepage

Portland Beavers

Bend Elks


OREGON RESORT LINKS:

Diamond Lake Resort

Crater Lake Resort

Odell Lake Resort

East Lake Resort

Wallowa Lake Resort

Cultus Lake Resort

Crescent Lake Resort


Singles Groups In Oregon:

MEET in PORTLAND

MEET in SALEM

4 Seasons of Salem

Christian Singles Groups

Christian Connection Ministries


FUN LINKS FROM ALL OVER!

Online Slang Dictionary - Welcome

Mark Twain Museum

Howstuffworks

Federal Publications  Many Free!.

PEOPLE'S CHURCH Salem Oregon

AMAZON

Check for book specials! Enter book search: Steven Robert Heine.

 

McLean Bible Church near D.C. one of the largest in America!


FREE TICKET TO PARADISE

It may be the best deal you've ever found!


STREETS OF GOLD!


ARE YOU PLANNING A WEDDING? STEVEN ROBERT HEINE is available to do readings of his WEDDING POEM and other romantic poems at your wedding.

Only $2,499, expenses included within the USA.

Other celebrities charge much more than that AND charge for expenses. Don't miss your chance to have this noted poet and author read his poetry at YOUR wedding. Bookings must be at least 30 days in advance. Prepayment required.

Contact Steven Robert Heine to schedule. Please click on this link.

IT'S BASEBALL SEASON! Where else can you pay ten bucks for a chance to get bonked in the head with a baseball??? Buy a ticket to watch your local team today. You may regret it if you don't and you may not remember last year if you do!!!

Steven Robert Heine.

DEFINATION: CHRISTMAS TREE

To baseball fans it is a pitcher who gets lit up for an era of 10 or more in a game!

TAX COLLECTORS MOTO:

"Don't stand around with your hands in your pockets when you can stand around with your hands in someone else's pockets!"

WEB CAMS:

Portland Mountain Rescue | Links | Live Cameras

Crater Cam, Live From Crater Lake National Park

OREGON HIGHWAY CAMS

Seaside, Oregon USA Webcam

Oregon Zoo Cam

Port Orford Oregon Cam

Bandon Webcams - Jetty cam

Oregon From Space cam!


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AMAZON

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Oregon Churches Invite You to Visit! Click a link below!

DRIVE IN CHURCH???

 

Pastor Swope and Westgate church present an amazing DRIVE IN church service! You won't have to dress up or even get out of your car to attend church now! Here some great music and great preaching by an Oregon original, Pastor Bob Swope!

The church is located at: 1675 Wallace Rd, NW Salem. Just go west over the bridge and turn right for a few miles. You can't miss it! The link below has more information.

 

DRIVE IN CHURCH LINK

 

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SALEM - PEOPLE'S CHURCH   

 

AXIS is a new service for young adults! Your friends and your kind of preaching and music. 11:30 a.m. Sunday mornings. Follow the link above!

 

Just west of Ward Drive at 4500 Lancaster DR in Salem.

 

Services 8:30, 10:00 & 11:30 a.m. Sunday, everyone welcome.

 

 People's church welcomes everyone; they even welcomed me! (What were they thinking?). Pastor Scott Erickson may be one of the most talented speakers in Oregon. It is worth the drive to hear him.  The church has single's groups and a lot of resources for your family.

 

SALEM - PEOPLE'S CHURCH 

South Salem- Morning Star

 Pastor Nelson looks just like a young guy that used to be music director for Christian Center about 20 years ago. He even has the same name and voice. Quite a mystery...

His is a young congregation. Everyone is welcomed. He has some opinions on tough modern issues. A beautiful church on a hill. Map on the link above. Via Kubler Rd South and turn on 27th. Services at 9:00 and 11:00.

Albany - First Assembly

Albany - Oak Creek

Bend - Faith Christian

Bend - Living Purpose

Bend - Southside Assembly

Corvallis - Kings Circle

Hermiston First

Hood River - River of Life Assembly

Lake Oswego Christian Center

Pendleton - First Assembly of God

Monmouth - Praise Assembly

Portland Christian Center

Prineville - First Assembly

Springfield - New Life

Warrenton - Calvary


AQUATIC CENTERS AND POOLS

Astoria Aquatics Center

Dallas Aquatics Center

Clackamas Aquatics Center

Corvallis Aquatics Center

Hood River Aquatics Center

Woodburn Aquatics Center

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Ok, I admit, I was so lonely the other night, I even tried

BINGO.  It didn't work out. They kicked me out. I didn't

have enough bing so I had to go!

What is the battle cry of the Mexican Navy:

"Damn the burritos and full speed ahead!"

There is one thing I know about clams: They can hide but they can't run!

"The Roman Empire fell not because of the invasion of barbarians; the Roman Empire fell simply because the Romans ate too many French fries!"  srh.

Wadda think? I am considering entering an amateur bull riding contest!  The 1st prize is $50.00 and all the hospital jello you can eat!


A wooden puppet walks into an employment office and says to the clerk: "Do you have any jobs for ventriloquists?"

The clerk looks around and sees nothing.

The puppet repeats: "Sir, do you have any openings for ventriloquists?"

The desperate clerk looks around again, very worried and confused.

The puppet laughs out loud. "Oh I left him home. He was too lazy to get out of bed and he is not very good anyway!"


A small boy was frantic when he arrived at school. "Teacher my homework ate my dog!  My homework ate my dog!"

Teacher: "Are you trying to tell me that your dog ate your homework?"

Small boy: "No my homework is right here! My dog has not been seen since last night!"


OREGON SKI REPORTS:

HOODOO SKI RESORT

MOUNT BACHELOR

MOUNT HOOD MEADOWS

TIMBERLINE

Mt. Hood Skibowl


OREGON COLLEGE LINKS:

Portland State University

Oregon State University

University of Oregon

Western Oregon University

Eastern Oregon University

Southern Oregon University

Linfield College

University of Portland


SCENIC RAILROADS

One of the most relaxing ways to view the scenery in Oregon is aboard a scenic train. Our best bets are:

Mount Hood Railroad, 110 Railroad Avenue, Hood River. 800-872-4661.

Oregon Coast Explorer, Tillamook 800-685-1719.


Meet 'America's Poet': Steven Robert Heine

Steven Robert Heine has written more than nine volumes of poetry. His work is taught in schools around the World. An Oregon native, he has sold thousands of poetry books and donated many hundreds of books to schools throughout the World!

Heine has directed poetry contests for several Fairs in Oregon and helped found poetry contests for several county fairs. Although he suffered a crippling back injury in 1985 he continues to promote poetry in public places and donate books to schools. Steven Robert Heine Official Web Site

 

"A HISTORY OF THE OREGON STATE FAIR" by Steven Robert Heine

Available at your Borders store and online at AMAZON. Please buy a book and help support this site! Order below!

 

AMAZON Click link to order!

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Wildlife Safari

Wildlife Safari offers...

well...wildlife! Even more

than Steve Heine's college

dorm room did! Ok, about equal.


JES' FISHIN'

Oregon Fishing Reports If someone ask you what time it is, just answer: "It is time to go fishin'"

Creekside fly fishing. com

Oregon Fishing Reports

Mo Fishing Reports

Northwest Fishing Report

Fishing News

Fish Sniffer Online

NW fish. com

Fishing Works

Fly Fishing Oregon

Kokanee Reports

MAKE MONEY FISHIN'

"YEAH IT'S TRUE. Some people think they can save salmon by catching pike minnow.  And they make money doin it! The link below shows how." Get my fishin' pole dear, it's time to go to work!

 Northern Pikeminnow Sport Reward Fishery


FUN LINKS IN OREGON:

Oregon Shakespearen Festival

Official Site of the Oregon State Fair Events at State Fairgrounds.

County Fair Dates

Oregon Tide Tables I told the clams you were on your way! Just remember this about clams: 'They can hide but they can't run!'.

Welcome to Bend, Oregon some great travel information about Bend.

Oregon Fishing Reports If someone ask you what time it is, just answer: "It is time to go fishin'"

The High Desert Museum memo:" it is polite to only say 'hello' to a porcupine. You should not try to shake hands with one." srh

A.C. Gilbert's Discovery Village (Kids  under 103 years old only please!)

Salem Oregon Event Planning

Portland Event Calendar 

Oregon Museum of Science & Industry

Columbia River Maritime Museum

Tillamook Air Museum

Evergreen Air  Museum

Multnomah Falls Lodge

Portland Expo Center

Portland International Airport

Ashland Shakespearean Festival

Oregon Historical Society

Official Ticketmaster site Oregon event tickets on sale.


Oregon Parks and Recreation Department

This is  a great site for information on Oregon State parks and adventures that await you! Click and go.

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YOU MAY HAVE MONEY WAITING!

STATE LANDS - UNCLAIMED PROPERTY!

Click the above link to find out! This is a government site of the State Lands Dept. If you have unclaimed property, follow their process to apply for it!


SILVER CREEK FALLS, Oregon Parks Site.

Silver Creek Falls State Park - DayTrails.com

VIRTUAL TOUR of Silver Creek Falls Park.

Silver Falls State Park Silverton


OREGON COAST LINKS:

Lincoln City Events

Oregon Coast Aquarium

Discover Newport

Seaside

Tillamook Cheese Factory


OREGON WINERIES SITES:

Wineries and Wine Country Travel

Oregon Wine - Home

OREGON WINERIES


THRILLVILLE -Salem's best amusement park is just south of Salem on I-5. But what does it have to offer? In our recent review we found a park that was in a state of continual growth and change. The park seems to be trying to meet the needs of both tots and teens. The biggest attraction of course is the monster roller coaster. But go-carts seem to provide an even greater attraction. The park is putting in a giant slide. Our recommendation to the park is pretty low tech: get more go-carts and keep em rolling!

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Oregon State Capitol opens 'CIRCLE of FLAGS. Walk Wilson park to see flags of all 50 states. But WHO sponsored Arkansas? And which state has a beaver on its flag? Oh yeah... that would be Oregon's.

TRAVEL TIPS!

In all my trips to Bend, I never realized that Pilot Butte was even there! It provides an incredible view of the city from within Bend itself. We quote the above website:

"For a panoramic view of Bend and the vocanic peaks around it, take a walk or a drive to the top of Pilot Butte. From this 511 feet high volcanic cindercone, you can see a vista of the high desert region, including nine snowcapped Cascade peaks."

MARY'S PEAK provides a great view of much of Western Oregon. Known as the 'highest point in the Oregon Coast range, the peak is about 15 miles west of Corvallis, off route 34.

With a nearly 360 degree view of western Oregon, the park also offers many rare species of animals and plants.


NEWEST PIZZA TOPPING:  Try green olives!


RODEO!

 

Pendleton Roundup

 

Oregon Rodeos. A list of Oregon rodeos.

 

Editor's note: I have only been bucked off a horse 5 times in my life and stepped on once. It was fun but I think you should leave it to the pro's. srh.


I fixed my friend Mike up on a blind date last week. 'How did it go?' I asked him after. 'Terrible!'  he moaned, 'first she told me I was UGLY, then her seeing eye dog bit me!'

Does the town of Rickreal in Polk County have a pancake feed EVERY Saturday or does it just seem like it? And how many pancakes ARE there in Rickreal?