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Singles Groups and Dance Clubs In Oregon: Christian Connection Ministrie CATALOG:
BEYOND THE FRONTIER - collected poems of Steven Robert Heine. Autographed 1st edition, hardbound. $34.99. To: Native Publishing Company, PO BOX 7574 Salem, OR 97303 shipping paid in US or Canada. Add $10.00 other countries. A WINTER'S HARVEST - 50 poems by Steven Robert Heine. Autographed 1st edition, paperback. $9.99. To: Native Publishing Company, PO BOX 7574 Salem, OR 97303. shipping paid in US or Canada. Add $6.00 other countries. SPRING RAIN - 50 poems by Steven Robert Heine. Autographed 1st edition, paperback. $9.99. To: Native Publishing Company, PO BOX 7574 Salem, OR 97303. shipping paid in US or Canada. Add $6.00 other countries. OF SUMMER'S LOST - 60 poems by Steven Robert Heine. Autographed 1st edition, paperback. $9.99. To: Native Publishing Company, PO BOX 7574 Salem, OR 97303. shipping paid in US or Canada. Add $6.00 other countries.
THE CARPENTER - 60 poems by Steven Robert Heine. Autographed 1st edition, paperback. $9.99. To: Native Publishing Company, PO BOX 7574 Salem, OR 97303. shipping paid in US or Canada. Add $6.00 other countries. And in that time of census ordered by Rome, Joseph and Mary looked for a place of shelter, the birth of Christ drawing near. But where ever they went there was no room. Again and again they were turned away. Until at last, they found shelter in a stable, the lowest and most humble of places... And in modern times, the story is clear. Many people are busy with bills and careers and relationships... but for Jesus, there is no room in their lives. He reaches out to them but they turn Him away. And in the end everyone will find, that if they have made room in their hearts for Jesus, he will make room in heaven for them. Make room for Him and he has promised to make room for you! Life is short but eternity is long. He is reaching and looking for a place in your heart. The rewards are great and they will be yours forever. In the world we see, the rich are poor and the poor are rich! Only God can see real wealth. RECIPES Recipe of the week: Quick toasted cheese: Toast one slice of bread, butter, add slice of cheese and nuke ten seconds. Tastes just like you cooked it in a pan! Save time - try it! CHOCOLATE CUP Get a your standard cup cake cups. Add Hershey kisses, little peanut butter cups or m&m's. Mix gently and serve. No cooking required. A favorite with everyone. THIS IS MY MOST FAMOUS INVENTION AND IT'S REALLY COOL! A BIG HIT AT ANY PARTY AND NO COOKING NEEDED!!! Try it! Official Site of the Oregon State Fair Events at State Fairgrounds. Did you hear about the three chiropractors? Their names were: Snap, Crackle & Pop. Clubs In Oregon Here's a TIP: Do NOT try fantasy baseball. It is addictive. And anyway, I am not doing well with the 5 fantasy leagues I am in and I can't handle any more competition... If you must try fantasy baseball, pick a tough intimidating name for your team. That will psych out the other managers. Or, a name so weird they will not be able think straight. Here are some examples: The STUMP GRINDERS. The KNUCKLE SANDWICH MAKERS. The GIANT KILLERS. The E-MAIL SPAMMERS! The LION TAMERS. Names NOT to use: (Or use at your own risk). The TAFFY MAKERS. The PUSHOVERS. The DOORMATS. The FRUITCUPS. The DOLLIES. OREGON BASEBALL LINKS! Remember, baseball pitchers WANT to know your opinions. So be sure and share your opinions with them! I do! SINGLES ADS; SWM semi-funny and semi-entertaining male seeks SWF. I am a 52 year old professional in Salem, recently divorced. I am looking for a pretty lady to travel with and enjoy good conversation. Your picture gets mine. Perhaps we can have coffee sometime. Tell me about yourself. Send picture and a info to: Singles Groups In Oregon: Christian Connection Ministries Oregon Parks and Recreation Department This is a great site for information on Oregon State parks and adventures that await you! Click and go. ********** YOU MAY HAVE MONEY WAITING! STATE LANDS - UNCLAIMED PROPERTY! Click the above link to find out! This is a government site of the State Lands Dept. If you have unclaimed property, follow their process to apply for it! SILVER CREEK FALLS, Oregon Parks Site. Silver Creek Falls State Park - DayTrails.com VIRTUAL TOUR of Silver Creek Falls Park. Silver Falls State Park Silverton OREGON COAST LINKS: OREGON WINERIES SITES: Wineries and Wine Country Travel ++++++++++++++++++++++++ I have often eaten at the roadside stands that sell Mexican food in Salem. The food was good but I wondered about eating there. But with the price of gas rising, it seems a very good way to gas up for a trip. Wadda think? I am considering entering an amateur bull riding contest! The 1st prize is $50.00 and all the hospital jello you can eat! A small boy was frantic when he arrived at school. "Teacher my homework ate my dog! My homework ate my dog!" Teacher: "Are you trying to tell me that your dog ate your homework?" Small boy: "No my homework is right here! My dog has not been seen since last night!" Congress recently voted to extend daylight savings time. Has anyone told them that if you add more hours at night you have to take away some in the morning? It's like thinking you earned $100.00 because you took it away from yourself and gave it back! Daylight savings time is just plain silly! It was only invented for the farmers and I cannot imagine a farmer telling his rooster that he has to crow one hour earlier! Can you imagine how hard people will laugh at us in 500 years when they read that we had daylight savings time? 'They what?' ha ha ha! ****************************** BREAKING NEWS! Steven Robert Heine has NOT been nominated for the US Supreme Court. In a private statement Heine issued from his Pee Dee Oregon home Heine said, (quote) "Oh well." He also inferred repeated sighs of disappointment. Earlier Heine had told friends, "I know what's wrong with the U.S. Supreme Court, they keep appointing lawyers to it. You get nine lawyers together and you ain't going to get nothing but trouble. About SRH I want to thank our readers. This site gets hits from all over the World. I hope you find some useful information here. Thanks to readers in Netherlands, China and Ukraine and Israel who may be getting a first look at Oregon. I served as a freelance cartoonist in the late 70's. I published many poetry books and have spent much of my time setting up and sponsoring country fair poetry contests. My favorite sport is any sport a college team plays. I appeared in two movies. I played the role of a sleazy bar patron in an ABC Sunday night movie and the role of a frantic driver in a Tommy Lee Jones movie. I am currently writing for a movie in Minnesota. I was born in Oregon and love it. I hope you will enjoy my view of it. ********* I dated a girl from Mexico once. She had a good view of life. She always told me: "There is no sense crying over spilled tequila!" +++++++++++++++++++++ DID YOU KNOW? While filming The movie THE HUNTED, Benecio Del Toro broke his arm at Silver Creek Falls. The film crew had intended to use the falls for a small part of the movie but fell in love with the natural beauty of the area. BREAKING NEWS! We are runnin' PA KETTLE for PRESIDENT of the United States in 2008! Party: Demlican Slogan: lets have supper right after we finish lunch! Pa will be nominated at a howdown at Feeney's barn on Saturday. A hayride is planned. Bring a bucket of chicken and help us nominate this turkey! Because of security issues, Feeney's barn will be guarded by two sheep dogs and old man Weathers! Here are some excerpts from recent speeches by Pa: "I don't know nothing about politics but I DO know how to party!" "Just give me some duct tape, some wire and my hammer... and I will repair your computer... cheap!" "If your hat don't fit your head no more maybe you been thinking too hard." "I don't know much about the National budget but I aim to tinker with it." "When you see the White house after me and Ma have lived there a while, you will know you have voted for the right man!" "If we're going to fix what's wrong with America we are going to need a lot of duct tape". "I will save the country money... when the Presidential jet breaks down I will fix it myself!" Let's turn the casino's in America into churches and EVERYONE will get rich! "Me and Maw are going to paint the white house another color. Maybe kind of a harvest color...I got some paint out back that should do just fine!" "I was not born in a log cabin... I was born in a shed NEXT to a log cabin!" BREAKING NEWS! Poet Steven Robert Heine has denied rumors that he will run as vice president in 2008 on the Demilican ticket headed by Paw Kettle. Heine was found flipping hotcakes in PeeDee Oregon when reporters questioned him. His response to the question of 'would he run?' was simply: 'Nope!' Heine, known as 'the pride of PeeDee' continues to avoid the political circus. Did you know: THE OREGON STATE FAIRGROUNDS.... was once a Union army base! No one really knows what the drainage system beneath it is. (I found that out working fairs during floods). Here's to the kid on Fisher Rd in Salem who managed to throw his tennis shoes up on the telephone line... 'Was there a point to that or was it just a challenge? And did your feet hurt on the way home? How DID you explain that one?' Heine's Law: you can always find me in a church. I sit just in front of the person with the bad cold and cough. No matter WHERE I sit that person is kind enough to sit right behind me! Today's Brain Teaser: Why do people talking on cell phones use hand gestures? (We don't know. We were just wondering...) Hey so what if people have gone over Niagara Falls in a barrel... I know a guy that had the nerve to drive through Salem Oregon in a Studabaker! SALEM Try a Riverboat cruise on the Willamette River or tour the State Capitol. Visit the rose gardens of historic Bush Park or check out the cherry blossoms of the Capitol mall. Our Best Bet in Salem: stroll along the Riverfront and ride the carousel. (Just south of the Willamette River bridges). WILDLIFE VIEWING On highway 38, just east of Reedsport is one of the most remarkable elk refuges in America. From free viewing areas near the highway, it it not unusual to see dozens of large elk. On highway 22, just west of highway 99w is the Basket Slough wildlife refuge. A viewing area provides a wide view of many varieties of wildlife. During seasonal migrations you can often see many hundreds of ducks and geese. And keep your eyes open for an occasional family of beavers! EVENTS: DON'T MISS OUT on your chance to have your business or products being seen by people all over the World! OREGONFORFUN is working hard to become a top site for people seeking information about what to do in Oregon. Buy a link or a classified ad now by going to: Ad Request SEASIDE Seaside has been a family vacation stop for many Oregon families for generations. Lewis and Clark may have found the un crowded beached, but they missed out on the many shops and fine restaurants. My family always went for the rock candy and fresh chocolate made in the candy shops near the promenade. If you want to really see seaside at its best, catch an early morning walk on the beach during a low tide. Seaside is located on on hwy 101 near the junction of hwy 26. For those outside of Oregon, look at the far Northwest corner of Oregon. Breaking News: take a look at Fort Clatsop, site of a camp by Lewis and Clark. The site is under consideration as a National Park. You can find it about 30 miles north of Seaside. Follow the signs. One of the most interesting crops in the nation is produced in Bandon. The cranberry bogs have been busy. Tip: buy an extra package of cranberries and serve them in the spring or summer. You might be surprised how good they taste during a normal meal. SKI OREGON Oregon boasts some of the finest skiing areas in the World. Many of Oregon's ski areas are open year around. Before going to these ski areas it is best to call the lodge or visit the site below to check current conditions. CAMPING Oregon has thousands of campsites and dozens of day use areas. For more information contact: Oregon State Parks, (Less crowded in the winter and plenty of really fresh air!) Visit the Oregon Garden! 879 W. 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OREGON RESORT LINKS: REVIEW: Hey thanks to some great cheap auto-detailing by CARS & STRIPES, 1310 Commercial St NE SALEM (on Gaines by Truit Bros). They worked really hard on my truck and didn't charge much. I told them I would give them a plug. (Everyone else I talked to wanted 3 times as much money to clean the interior of my truck). Give CARS & STRIPES a try. FUN LINKS IN OREGON: Official Site of the Oregon State Fair Events at State Fairgrounds. Oregon Tide Tables I told the clams you were on your way! Just remember this about clams: 'They can hide but they can't run!'. Welcome to Bend, Oregon some great travel information about Bend. Oregon Fishing Reports If someone ask you what time it is, just answer: "It is time to go fishin'" The High Desert Museum memo:" it is polite to only say 'hello' to a porcupine. You should not try to shake hands with one." srh A.C. Gilbert's Discovery Village (Kids under 103 years old only please!) Oregon Museum of Science & Industry Columbia River Maritime Museum Portland International Airport Ashland Shakespearean Festival Official Ticketmaster site Oregon event tickets on sale. JES' FISHIN' Oregon Fishing Reports If someone ask you what time it is, just answer: "It is time to go fishin'" MAKE MONEY FISHIN' "YEAH IT'S TRUE. Some people think they can save salmon by catching pike minnow. And they make money doin it! The link below shows how." Get my fishin' pole dear, it's time to go to work! Northern Pikeminnow Sport Reward Fishery A wooden puppet walks into an employment office and says to the clerk: "Do you have any jobs for ventriloquists?" The clerk looks around and sees nothing. The puppet repeats: "Sir, do you have any openings for ventriloquists?" The desperate clerk looks around again, very worried and confused. The puppet laughs out loud. "Oh I left him home. He was too lazy to get out of bed and he is not very good anyway!" A small boy was frantic when he arrived at school. "Teacher my homework ate my dog! My homework ate my dog!" Teacher: "Are you trying to tell me that your dog ate your homework?" Small boy: "No my homework is right here! My dog has not been seen since last night!" WHAT WAS THE GREATEST INVENTION IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE? I think it was the DONUT. I see early caveman sitting eating a donut, maybe rolling it on the counter of the local cave cafe, thinking 'this gives me an idea; maybe I should invent 'the wheel today' Here are my top TEN all time great inventions: 1) The donut. 2) The chocolate anything. Chocolate is proof that God exists. The taste bud was designed for the cocoa bean. 3) Vanilla stuff. What a wonderful bean! 4) Home made beer. Ok so some is better than others. But a friend that makes beer is a friend indeed. 5) Eggnog. They have to pick the little eggnogs when they are just ripe on the vine for best flavor. (Just kidding). 6) Barbequed steaks. Even cave man could cook them to perfection. Modern cave man adds sauce and throws down a beer with his. 7) Shrimp dip. Shrimp dip used to be my whole dinner. The perfect shrimp dip is an art. Add the choice potato chip and you are set! 8) The atomic fire ball! An invention not for the timid but a great treat until your tongue burns off! 9) The cinnamon roll! When I got my divorce I cried; she made such great cinnamon rolls! 10) Coffee. Is it really a bean? I am not human until I have had at least 5 cups! Honorable mention: Tiny pickles. They crunch and then melt in your mouth, giving their all every time. Ok the greatest inventions on my list were all food! History is surprising after all! My Moment in the Spotlight! All my life I had dreamed of being before the bright lights and the center of attention. Yesterday I got my wish. Unfortunately it was in a operating room at the Salem Hospital! srh REALLY!!! "Minutes before he was wheeled into surgery, SRH yelled to his mother: "Hey Maw, go get a six pack of beer and bring it into the operating room! We'll be waiting for you!" After surgery, I was weak for a month! RESTAURANT REVIEW, with Chris and Jennie: For MEXICAN try Los Dos Amigo's on Lancaster near Silverton rd in SALEM. Any combination plate will get you plenty of the best Mexican food in Salem. Cozy place with fair prices. FORT CLATSOP HAS BURNED! We will support efforts to rebuild and will bring you news on how to help! No artifacts found! I have a degree in history and I am disappointed. We will track new efforts. AQUATIC CENTERS AND POOLS The city of Dallas has shown both imagination and leadership in creating a world class aquatics center! I have seen more famous centers in other states that were not nearly as nice. Citizens of Dallas should enjoy their fine center both as a recreational resource and as an achievement! ********** THRILLVILLE -Salem's best amusement park is just south of Salem on I-5. But what does it have to offer? In our recent review we found a park that was in a state of continual growth and change. The park seems to be trying to meet the needs of both tots and teens. The biggest attraction of course is the monster roller coaster. But go-carts seem to provide an even greater attraction. The park is putting in a giant slide. Our recommendation to the park is pretty low tech: get more go-carts and keep em rolling! ++++++++ Oregon State Capitol opens 'CIRCLE of FLAGS. Walk Wilson park to see flags of all 50 states. But WHO sponsored Arkansas? And which state has a beaver on its flag? Oh yeah... that would be Oregon's. FUN LINKS IN OREGON: Official Site of the Oregon State Fair Events at State Fairgrounds. Oregon Tide Tables I told the clams you were on your way! Just remember this about clams: 'They can hide but they can't run!'. Welcome to Bend, Oregon some great travel information about Bend. Oregon Fishing Reports If someone ask you what time it is, just answer: "It is time to go fishin'" The High Desert Museum memo:" it is polite to only say 'hello' to a porcupine. You should not try to shake hands with one." srh A.C. Gilbert's Discovery Village (Kids under 103 years old only please!) Oregon Museum of Science & Industry Columbia River Maritime Museum Portland International Airport Ashland Shakespearean Festival Official Ticketmaster site Oregon event tickets on sale. TRAVEL TIPS! In all my trips to Bend, I never realized that Pilot Butte was even there! It provides an incredible view of the city from within Bend itself. We quote the above website: "For a panoramic view of Bend and the vocanic peaks around it, take a walk or a drive to the top of Pilot Butte. From this 511 feet high volcanic cindercone, you can see a vista of the high desert region, including nine snowcapped Cascade peaks." MARY'S PEAK provides a great view of much of Western Oregon. Known as the 'highest point in the Oregon Coast range, the peak is about 15 miles west of Corvallis, off route 34. With a nearly 360 degree view of western Oregon, the park also offers many rare species of animals and plants. NEWEST PIZZA TOPPING: Try green olives! RODEO!
Oregon Rodeos. A list of Oregon rodeos.
Editor's note: I have only been bucked off a horse 5 times in my life and stepped on once. It was fun but I think you should leave it to the pro's. srh.
I fixed my friend Mike up on a blind date last week. 'How did it go?' I asked him after. 'Terrible!' he moaned, 'first she told me I was UGLY, then her seeing eye dog bit me!' Does the town of Rickreal in Polk County have a pancake feed EVERY Saturday or does it just seem like it? And how many pancakes ARE there in Rickreal? q: What did the sailor say after living in Nebraska for ten years? a: 'long time, no sea!' People may not like my all time favorite joke, but here it is: I visited a noted back surgeon in Salem who kept a jar of safety pins in his office. He only used them for one thing... he used them to test for nerve damage! After a recent surgery on my sinuses, I lost my sense of smell. I got to be the first in many patients to do so and should have felt honored. A friend comforted me though, she wrote: 'I am sorry you lost your sense!'. (No, that actually happened years ago!). FUN LINKS! Dances in Portland, Vancouver, Salem and Eugene. Check for updates. Smoke free and alcohol free. 'Nice people and a lot of fun'. Bandon Webcams - Jetty cam - Bandon, Oregon A view of Bandon and events! BUY A LINK! Why not buy a link for your site or your business on one of the most popular poetry sites in the state! Click link to purchase! $30.00 for 1 year. Try it, you'll like it! Directions: purchase link above then mail it to: Native Publishing Company, PO Box 7574 Salem OR 97303 or e-mail to: SEND LINK by e-mail. Remember to put the name of this site in the subject line. OUR FAVORITE LINKS! (Some of these may be under construction, check back soon). Feb 28th. I drove to the town of Hebo. The property I was looking at was about 6 acres, straight up. Hebo is located on hwy 22 near the Oregon coast, just south of Beaver. I liked the town, but not well enough to relocate there. I couldn't see a single flat spot on the entire 6 acres. What I did find, were back roads I had never traveled. I found a gated housing development a few miles away, where three deer munched happily on the landscaping. I watched those beautiful animals for 15 minutes before they strolled on to add to the headaches of the local gardener. The back roads around the Oregon coast may provide the most fun. Near Cape Lookout we found 3 one lane bridges in a row! It takes a lot of nerve to charge a one lane bridge. You hope that the person coming will share your level of concern. We found Pacific City celebrating 'Birding and Blues', a new festival. We found a beautiful beach at Oceanside, and marveled at 4 story houses hanging on the cliffs above. But the greatest surprise, was Cape Meares. This rocky, rustic beach feels like it is from an Oregon coast of hundreds of years in the past. Even old Oregon natives can find new places. This area, just south of Tillamook held some good surprises. HEY ANYONE! Drop me a line. (Be nice if you can). Send to: Steve Heine Our all time best bet is more than 300 miles of OREGON COAST. Oregon has some of the finest beaches in the United States and all are publicly owned. From the tip of Oregon at Astoria to Brookings near the California border, the Oregon coast has dozens of public beaches, waysides and camping areas. You can find the end of the Oregon Trail in Seaside or play one of the finest golf courses in the World in Bandon. Or, do what Oregonians have done for generations: just go to the Oregon coast to enjoy a good storm! Want to see something really cool? Get a tide table and check out a low or minus tide. Your favorite beach just got a lot bigger! Some of the finest whale watching in the World can be found at the Oregon Coast. Many cities still have dozens of small shops to brose for every thing from models of lighthouses to fresh candy. Tip: Be careful. The ocean cliffs of Oregon are nothing to be careless with. Stay a safe distance away from them. The ocean near Oregon recently got an extra dose of logs. Don't turn your back on the ocean when you are near it. The Oregon surf is cold, beautiful and sometimes dangerous. Special thanks: to Oregon School of Massage. Their program is even better than I had heard. Check them out in Portland or Salem. |
SAD NEWS
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it. ONLY IN AMERICA! We once had a cow at our family farm. She sat on a chicken by accident. We never did find the chicken but the cow gave egg nog for two weeks! What is the battle cry of the Mexican Navy: "Damn the burritos and full speed ahead!" There is one thing I know about clams: They can hide but they can't run! "The Roman Empire fell not because of the invasion of barbarians; the Roman Empire fell simply because the Romans ate too many French fries!" srh.
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Just west of Ward Drive on Lancaster in Salem. Services 8:30 & 11:00 Sunday, everyone welcome. People's church welcomes everyone; they even welcomed me! (What were they thinking?)
Map on the link above. Try Kubler Rd S and turn on 27th. Services at 9:00 and 11:00. Here is a strange note: Pastor Nelson looks just like a young guy that used to be music director for Christian Center about 20 years ago. He even has the same name and voice. Quite a mystery...
555 Gaines St NE, Salem. Just off Hood St, near Broadway. Although the church has a focus on contributing to mission work around the world, SA also meets a critical need in that part of Salem. People from all walks of life meet together on Sundays. The church even has Saturday programs. The church is sincere about meeting the needs of people in their current situations and showing them the hope of eternity.
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